Born Handsome

I am the leader of the system clan. My clan now has more than 100 people. If there are more, the clan leader decides to distribute the clan members unconditionally, and those who want it will be deducted 1

In a world full of ugly men, the state still uses the country to assign girlfriends to handsome people?

Good guy, you want to make me laugh to death. The Youth Cultivation Manual has come out. Has the author really never heard of a better song?

How ugly must the author be to write such a novel?

Behind every stunningly handsome pig trotter there is an ugly author.

To be honest, in the world of online literature, a woman's name determines whether she is beautiful or not. Do you think you are right, book friends?

I want to say that it's normal for you to be eliminated because of your performance of the Shit Boy song. It's also shady.

I still remember that when I was born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half. He would not believe that I was his child until he died. Later, in order to prove her innocence, the mother took her father to the hospital. The doctor took off the quilt and took a look and said, "This is not your son, nor anyone else's. Human beings cannot give birth to such handsome children..." "A little intern nurse came over, immediately found a box of red ink pad, printed my fingerprints, and spread out her coiled hair, murmuring to me: I keep my long hair for you. If I don't marry you in this life, I won't cut my long hair. The ancient Buddha with a green lantern will comb it in his boudoir..." "Later, when the Focus Interview program team came to interview me, the beautiful girl who resisted the camera fainted three times, and the little girl who was in charge of taking notes changed her Chinese into Italian and Spanish. Located at the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas." I stood at the top and shouted loudly: I'm not handsome! Suddenly, God's voice came from heaven: No, you lied. "

If the author can't continue writing, I'll have already thought about the ending! The protagonist wakes up one morning and inadvertently sees himself in the mirror when he is washing up. He becomes obsessed with it and cannot be awakened by outsiders. He has no choice but to break the mirror. Then the protagonist frantically searches for the mirror fragments. As a result, he accidentally cuts his wrist on the mirror fragments. He is not rushed to the hospital in time and dies!

The whole world is ugly, but there is only one handsome person, which means that this person is a different kind of person, and is usually the disaster of being burned to death. I guess the definitions of ugly and handsome will have to be redefined at that time. At that time, I wouldn't call you handsome, I would only call you mutant.