When in Doubt, Just Shake It

Chu Nan: When you shake your WeChat account and you can see all the gods and Buddhas in the sky, who do you most want to be your WeChat friend? Yang Jian: "Chu Nan is the savior of our family!" Sun Wukong: "Chun Nan is my half-brother!" Tang Sanzang: "Chu Nan is just a stinky pimp bastard!" Chang'e: "Chu Nan, I will never video chat with you again!" Classmate Chu Nan: "Chun Nan is this bastard! His girlfriend is about to die from poisoning and he is actually taking photos and posting them on WeChat Moments!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.