My Journey to the West Is All Wrong

The goofy young man Chu Yuan was squatting to take a dump when he unexpectedly transmigrated into Journey to the West. He became the child attendant who brought Sun Wukong into Mount Fangcun, but soon discovered that this version of Journey to the West was nothing like he had imagined. Patriarch Bodhi was a white-haired, aloof Taoist nun; the Jade Emperor was a pale, sickly woman; the Queen Mother was a cool, mature beauty; the Tathagata was a bald, geeky young aunt; Guanyin was a directionless, scatterbrained girl; and Erlang Shen was a tsundere, battle-loving little girl. Faced with all these characters who didn't fit his expectations, Chu Yuan was completely bewildered!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.