MOBA: I've Never Lost a Fight

Ali: "I'm going to take a shower!"

Bai Le: "Huh?"

Ali: "Don't peek, or I'll beat you to death!"

Bai Le: "Don't get the wrong idea. Just hearing you shower is enough to make me eat three bowls of rice!"

Ali: "..."

Akali: "Big brother is so annoying. How can he say the most lewd things in the calmest voice...?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.