I Fell into a Chinese Textbook

What should I do after stealing Kong Yiji's fennel beans at the Xianheng Tavern? Please help, it's urgent.

"One day, I, Old Fool Yu, will move these two mountains. Even if I can't do it, I have an endless line of descendants."

Zhou Xingyun: "Wake up. You don't have any sons."

Zhuge Liang: "Any suggestions for borrowing arrows with straw boats this time?"

Zhou Xingyun: "Let's start with a modest goal: borrow a hundred thousand arrows."

"Brother Jing Ke, I've got an assassination insurance policy here. It only costs 998..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.