Fang Mo: "You stupid donkey, you're an herbivore. Don't you worry about indigestion from eating meat every meal?"
Donkey Bro: "Master, you said it yourself: men should eat big mouthfuls of meat and drink big bowls of liquor, right?"
Fang Mo: "Northeast tiger, you got scared by a mouse and ran around with your head in your paws. What kind of king of beasts are you?"
Tiger Girl: "Master, I'm just a little girl."
Fang Mo: "And you, you damn mutt, stop bringing women home. There's no room left!"
Erhei: "Master, I'm finding you a wife. No need to thank me!"
Fang Mo: "You guys are amazing!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Let's start looking for a ghostwriter from Chapter 125. At first, everyone praised Fang Mo as Wenzong's son, with outstanding literary talent and the best in the Fang family. Later, he became the most incompetent nephew of the Fang family. Everyone knew that there was a bit of ink in his stomach that could not be reused. Really made me laugh
These pretentious plots were all plots from ten years ago, didn't the author feel embarrassed? Are all the villains mentally retarded to show off to the protagonist? Also, the title of the book is God's Pet. What kind of ghost do you raise? It would be great if you are spiritual, and you can think like a human being, but you always get into trouble. God's Pet? If my ** really went out to cause trouble like this, I would have taught him a lesson long ago. Treating pets is like raising a child, giving him a certain amount of restraint and discipline. He will cause trouble and trouble all day long. He is a god's pet. And, let's not talk about it, he actually keeps a donkey as a pet, and he can even enter the palace and the county government. It's extraordinary to think about it~
The princess has no human rights. Either she will be raped by this time traveler or another time traveler.
Eat eggs and potatoes together. If you eat too much, you will die. Are you sure you don't want to kill the two princesses and end the book?
The two princesses were so happy in their room that they completely forgot about the dozens of guards who died fighting to protect them.
After reading a few chapters, it turns out that Donkey plays more roles than the protagonist. The book should be titled "Brother Donkey in the Tang Dynasty"
This is a god's pet. It's not just a cute girl. Just ask me to raise a cute girl in the Tang Dynasty.
There's no point in opening your mouth, there's no point in closing your mouth, you a**, you bastard
I feel relieved when I see someone scolding the author.
Isn't it nice to take good care of pets? Why should I be an official? No matter how you look at the plot in this book, you'll want to become an official, right? I didn't even bother to watch it!