I Am a System Pig

It's so tiring to be a human being, so let's just be a pig! You have food and drink, you don't have to go to work, and most importantly, you have beautiful women taking care of you! Those who envy me don't want to eat my flesh, okay? Because I am a system pig. "Ouch, oh, oh, oh, oh..." "I'm so tired after sleeping all day today!" "Ding dong, congratulations to the host for succeeding in being lazy and gaining twenty ability points!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.