Marvel: S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Lucky Mascot

In the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s office, Kande was fuming. He slammed his palm onto Fury's desk and demanded, "Nick Fury, did you steal my stuff? I could forgive you for losing my clothes and shoes, but why would anyone steal my underwear too? Don't you owe me an explanation?"

How could thefts keep happening in a righteous place like S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters?

Was this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality?

I'm Kande, a laid-back young man living at S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters.

But people keep treating me like a mascot. That's just a rumor. I'm only a little lucky, that's all.

Hey, colleague, don't take my clothes off! Listen to me, not the socks! You can't take off my socks! Stop! And definitely not my underwear! Please stop! No!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.