I'm Handsome and Suffering from Depression

That year, when Piqiu was in the sixth grade of elementary school, a dozen fierce-looking girls blocked him at the school gate. He had a home and couldn't go back. That year, when Piqiu was in the second grade of junior high school, the school beauty brought him meals every day. As a result, he ate six meals a day for a long time, which caused indigestion and acute gastroenteritis. The backstage of the school belle was so tough that he had to transfer to another school. That year, when Pichu was in his third year of high school, several girls fought over his uneaten bananas. Unfortunately, one girl suffered a concussion. Pichu's family lost a sum of money, and he was expelled from school. That year, in order to let Pichu become their neighbor, the three district flowers gave Pichu's parents a large amount of money and a company. The next day, Pichu was kicked out of the house by his parents. Now, Pichu is unemployed and diagnosed with depression. He looks at the fifty-story building thoughtfully. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.