From the Start, I Was a Landlord Making a Fortune

In the past, you could cook raw rice into cooked rice, and the woman was yours. Now, even if you boil the raw rice into popcorn, it won't work! In fact, our country is not a monogamy system, but a one-house-monogamy system. If you don't have a house, you won't have a wife, and if you have multiple houses, you will have multiple wives. I never understood why my wife was called the first, second and third bedroom before. Now I really understand. The ancients are honest and I can't deceive them! These days, all they worry about is sexual intercourse! Men worry about their private houses, women worry about their sex, old people worry about their hearts, and college students worry about renting a house and working part-time. Those who are hospitalized are worried about renting a house, those who are hospitalized are worried about the ward, those who are giving birth are worried about the maternity ward, those who are getting married are worried about new houses, ordinary people are worried about housing allocation, ordinary people are worried about housing, producers are worried about box office, rich people are worried about second homes, and bad guys are worried about wardrooms. Chinese writing is really amazing: Beijing is the background. Shanghai is the sea of ​​commerce. My husband is a laborer. In the evening, it's just fun. Promotion means appreciation. An oath is a slip of the tongue. Men are difficult people. The ideal is to leave home. Fate is resentment. To lose is to gain.

The first time it hurts, the second time it feels numb, the third time it goes in and the fourth time it goes out, it slips, the fifth time it goes in and the sixth time it comes out, it won't be pulled out, the seventh time it goes in and the sixth time it comes out, the eyes are closed seven times, the eighth time it's gritted teeth, the ninth time it goes in and the tenth time it comes out, the body is exhausted, a lotus flower turns on both sides, an eel is drilled in, the lotus clamps the eel's head, and a stream of clear water flows out.

You only have a few heroines, look at Lai Xiaomin, there are all lovers in this neighborhood

I want to know why ten houses don't ask the property management to collect the rent, but collect it themselves?

It makes no sense. There are only two girls in these few pictures. There are really hundreds of girls.

I'm still a virgin after traveling through three years! ! ! The protagonist should be a eunuch! ! ! A rich man or a virgin? The protagonist should be sick

If you have any stars, please report it. . . Let me see how many bosses there are

Regarding that aspect, it is said that most girls can't stand 12cm and will feel pain, and some 8cm will hurt. But today, a man actually said that he can't stand even 5cm, and it hurts so much that he can't walk. But when you look at those beauties on TV, it doesn't matter if they are 20cm. . . I really don't understand. We are both wearing high heels, so why is the difference so big?

After reading so many novels, if a girl is a school beauty, what I want to say is this. . . Everyone here, do your schools really have so-called school beauties? . . . Whose school really has this thing? . . .

During the meal, I saw that my friend happened to bring the same dishes as me: shredded pork with green pepper and scrambled eggs with tomatoes. So, I put my hand on his lunch box and shouted: "Copy!" Then he put his hand on his lunch box and shouted: "Paste!" When I opened the lunch box, my friend was shocked and kept pestering me to learn this skill...