NBA Card Drawing System from All Realms

Yang Chen, a musical genius from later generations, received a card drawing system in a mysterious express delivery. Yang Chen: I want to go home. Elementary school student: Do you want a system? Yang Chen: I don't have a girlfriend yet. A certain primary school student: How about making your girl a childhood sweetheart? Yang Chen: My football skills are very poor. Elementary School Student: How about having Michael Jordan be your teacher? Yang Chen: I don't want to go to the NBA! Elementary school student: Where did you come up with all this nonsense? Why don't you just kill you! Yang Chen: No, no, why don't I go? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.