MOBA: Why Can't I Handle the Pressure?

Are you kidding me?! Him again?

Enemy top laner's tilt level +999

Top lane Ezreal? It's over, it's another new strat. Guys, this game's a loss. I'm voting to surrender at 15.

Enemy mid laner's tilt level +999

Hao, please stop one-shotting me.

Enemy ADC's tilt level +999

Ever since Shen Hao got the System, all he wanted to ask his opponents was:

"How can you play a game and still not handle the pressure?"

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