A Taoist Priest with a Certificate of Pretense

Ghost King? What a fart! Be true to your word! On background? Monkey King, my brother! I had a drink with Yama of the Tenth Palace! Uncle Lin Zhengying and I caught ghosts! The Lord of Hell has to call me daddy when he sees me! Is it enough? If not enough, I'll make some up! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.