A New Identity Every 7 Days

Massage therapist Qin Du: "Beautiful lady, do me, Poison Guy, a favor. Hefei-style massage, Hong Kong-style acupressure, essential oil treatment, 300 yuan! Or should I give you a massage around the triangle?"

KTV host Qin Du: "Chatting costs 500, drinking costs 800, and dinner with a heart-to-heart costs 10,000! Singing? That's free!"

Repairman Qin Du: "Beautiful lady, your drain is clogged, right? Let me unclog it for you!"

Head chef Qin Du: "Go on, order! Go on, order! You're so capable, why don't you order a gas canister?"

Boss Qin Du: "I've said my piece. Who's in favor? Who's against?"

Undercover Qin Du: "A week! Do you know what I've been through this past week?"

XX Qin Du: "..."

Qin Du from the original world: "Do me, Poison Guy, a favor! I'm just a miserable college student..."

"But I can do all of the above!" He gave a wicked smile.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.