An Unconventional Celestial Dragon

"Damn! My newbie gift pack is a ball!"

A mysterious Pokemon ball traces a beautiful arc through the air and smacks a black-haired girl on the head. A flash of red light, and the girl and the Pokemon ball disappear. A voice rings out in the mind of the Celestial Dragon Saint Harukaz:

"Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, you've caught one wild Boa Hancock."

"Ding-dong! A drained Tokisaki Kurumi detected. Recommend using a GS Ball to catch her."

Momousagi: "Hey, little Celestial Dragon! You think six plastic balls can beat me?"

Aokiji: "Esdeath! With your strength, why are you willingly becoming a Celestial Dragon's pet?"

Akainu: "Bastard! I'd rather die than become a woman!"

Garp: "Eighteen female Arhats? This old man can't beat them."

Sengoku: "Damn Celestial Dragons! If you don't let Little Crane go, I'll lead the Navy in a rebellion!"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.