I Have to Complete System Missions Every Day

"System task: Please eat mapo tofu."

Me: "What the hell? So the mapo is a woman!"

"This is to help you understand the differences between the sexes sooner."

"System task: Save someone who is about to jump to their death."

Me: "Why did you tell me to push him off?"

"This is to teach you that death can have different meanings."

"System task: Eat a prisoner's last meal."

Me: "..."

How the hell am I supposed to complete this one???

Anyone there? Help!

It's kind of urgent!

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