Showbiz: From Judge to Superstar

At a nationwide hit talent show, an alluring young man walks onto the stage.

"Hello, judges. My name is Cai Xukun. My parents died when I was young. I've picked up trash and slept on the streets..."

Lu Chu waves a hand. "All right, quit your blabbering. We get it, you're an orphan. Hurry up and tell us what you're going to sing!"

Cai Xukun: "Then I'll sing a song called 'You Are So Beautiful'!"

After a burst of singing, the red light comes on.

Lu Chu: "Stop, stop, stop. Are you here to cause trouble? A chicken sounds better than you. Next!"

Cai Xukun: "You're just jealous of my looks. You're not fit to be a judge..."

Lu Chu flies into a rage. "Get this guy out of here!"

Reporter: "From judge to pop superstar, what was that journey like for you?"

Lu Chu: "Uh, I'm not really into singing. Mainly, I realized everyone else sings so terribly..."

Reporter: "And what about now?"

Lu Chu: "I sen..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.