Where's the Slice-of-Life Anime We Were Promised?

After making a wish in the Dragon Ball world, Hei Yu arrived in the world of slice-of-life anime with the Dragon Balls.

But he soon realized something was off about this world, and questioned Shenron after summoning it.

"Didn't you say you'd send me to a slice-of-life anime world?"

"Have you ever seen a slice-of-life anime where you find an injured dragon in the forest?"

"Have you ever seen a slice-of-life anime where an internet-addicted girl has a horn that can destroy the world?"

"Have you ever seen a slice-of-life anime where angels sent down for entertainment fall from the sky?"

"Have you ever seen a slice-of-life anime with a ghoul that eats people?"

"Have you ever seen a slice-of-life anime where magicians fight over the Holy Grail?"

Before he could finish, Shenron cut him off.

"Isn't that even better!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.