From Couch Potato to Rich, Handsome Heartthrob

I'm the only person in the world who can be called tall, rich, and handsome.

Not convinced?

Can you rip apart a sports car with your bare hands?

Can you drive a race car with your mouth and still take first place?

Most importantly, are you as handsome as me?

P.S. If you aren't, you should leave me some flowers and a good review. Otherwise, watch out: I'll have my bodyguards give you a foot massage.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.