I transmigrated into the body of Wu Dalang. I only wanted to spend my days selling baked goods with my sweet Jinlian, but she was unfaithful, and Ximen Qing beat me into a cripple. Am I destined to be a cuckold for a thousand years?
Ding!
The Scoundrel Yama System has activated. All scoundrels are under my command, and I have gained scoundrel attributes.
Ding!
Obtained the Big-Eared Scoundrel's secret technique: Become the leader when swearing brotherhood.
Song Jiang, Chao Gai, dare you swear brotherhood with me?
Ding!
Obtained the Three-Surnamed Servant's secret technique: Betray whenever you feel like it.
I have never cared about loyalty.
Ding!
Obtained Dian Wei's scoundrel secret technique: Make someone wear a green hat with absolute safety.
I'm going to do whatever I want.
Ding!
Obtained Lao Ai's scoundrel secret technique: Make someone become a father without knowing it.
Ximen Qing, I'm taking over your wife.
I won't be a hero or a good fellow. I'll be the biggest scoundrel in the world of Water Margin.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
