The Celestial Dragon Who Loves Causing Trouble

"Damn! My beginner's gift pack is a ball!"

A wondrous Pokemon Ball traced a beautiful arc through the air and struck a black-haired girl on the head. A flash of red light, and the girl and the Pokemon Ball disappeared. A voice sounded in the mind of Saint Harukazu, a Celestial Dragon:

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've captured a wild Boa Hancock!"

"Warning! A powerful enemy ahead! A rampaging Zhao Ling'er is in the pool..."

"Ding! A depleted Tokisaki Kurumi detected. Recommend using a GS Ball to capture her."

Gion: Hey, little Celestial Dragon! You think six plastic balls are enough to beat me?

Kuzan: Esdeath! With strength like yours, why willingly become a pet of the Celestial Dragons?

Sakazuki: Damn it! I'd rather die than become a woman!

Garp: Eighteen female Arhats. This old man can't beat them.

Sengoku: Damn Celestial Dragons! If you don't let Tsuru out, I'll lead the Navy in rebellion!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.