Why are zombies and vampires meeting under the moon for a showdown?
Why are the pretty sword cultivator and the mage girl arguing nonstop?
Why has even the old man next door sold out his own granddaughter? What's it all for?
Don't ask. Just wait for my deluxe supreme edition... Who's that? Who the hell dares break the rules and steal the food I cooked? Bring me a knife!!!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.