My Ten Thousand Ways to Die

God damn system always assassinates me! While walking, flower pots fell from the sky... While on a date, the cinema collapsed... When eating, the plate automatically explodes... Even if you give up your seat when taking the subway, there are poisonous needles hidden in the handles... It's so hard for me... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.