Activating the Scumbag System at Eighty

Flirting with the Sky, the Earth, and Even the Air

In his previous life, he was a legendary Casanova! Reborn in a nursing home, he became an "old ladies' heartthrob" within a month, all so he could get younger!

Once the System's missions are complete, the Host can change their age at will.

"Sorry, the color of your fingernails doesn't match mine. Let's break up."

"Why on earth do you want to break up with me?!"

"Umm, because you breathe?"

"Hey, gorgeous, come out and have some fun!"

Affection: -50

Did I say something wrong?

No worries, I have a time-rewinding device.

Not strong enough? I can grow or shrink at will to lend a hand! Hilarious.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.