TheShy: "What do you think of Baba? My master is the strongest in the world!"
Smeb: "Solo-kill Baba? Have you ever seen someone solo-kill a turret?!"
Khan: "Baba is way too cautious. The lane he's in always has countless turrets!"
Faker: "How did I go from doing fine to losing to Baba?"
Seven: "Dad... I mean, this guy's score is either 0-0-7 or his damage is 4,397. He's a complete freeloader!"
Bathing Sauce: "You say I take four lanes' worth of farm and just watch team fights? This guy takes five lanes, is the richest on the map, and ends with a 0-0-0 score!"
Baba has been given all kinds of nicknames: the biggest freeloader in the history of LOL, the world's best turret player, the famous player with no ID, the pro player who rides his wife's coattails, and so on...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Being steady means letting go, jumping over the tower means being restrained!