Naruto: The Divine Thief

Why Were the Anbu Shinobi Hit from Behind?

A "Harem Classroom" has appeared in the Hidden Leaf Village.

The Third Hokage is instantly killed by a mysterious person using a C-rank jutsu, splattering blood five feet away.

The real Book of Seals is kept in the morgue.

Someone cut off Danzo's "Root of Calamity," and from then on, he began practicing the Sunflower Manual.

"The System is so awful! It actually uses Pokemon balls to catch girls!"

Shermie: Little brother, your big sister's Lightning Release is really powerful.

Esdeath: Hubby, is your Ice Release powerful?

A Gin: Master! Go ahead and practice the Piss Release on me.

Tokisaki Kurumi: I can use time ninjutsu.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.