My Headphones Are Super Weird

Poor loser Xu Fang bought a 1.99 Yuan wireless headset on Taobao. The product page introduces the latest technology in the universe, which can peek into the heart, identify the value of all things, and transform human body functions... It is full-time and versatile, but only costs 1.99 Yuan. Xu Fang was moved by the sincerity of the "liar" and became the only person in the universe to place an order. As a result, Xu Fang really received the package the next day. The moment he put on the headphones, Xu Fang suddenly heard: Master, the beauty next to you is thinking, it would be great if I could hug you... If you want to make money, gamble on stones and casinos, fight Soros, short the U. S. Dollar, and defeat Wall Street, I ask you if you are afraid? Engage in science and technology, aerospace, space fortress, artificial sun, genetically modified immortality! Ever since he got the abnormal headphones, Xu Fang only thinks about whether he feels good enough when doing things, and never thinks about whether he will succeed! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.