My Headphones Are Ridiculously Powerful

Xu Fang, a poor loser, buys a pair of wireless earbuds for 1.99 yuan on Taobao.

The product page says they're made with the most advanced technology in the universe and can read minds, identify the value of anything, and alter the human body's functions... They're an all-purpose, all-in-one product, yet they cost just 1.99 yuan.

Moved by the "scammer's" sincerity, Xu Fang becomes the only person in the universe to place an order.

As it turns out, the next day Xu Fang really does receive a package.

The moment he puts on the earbuds, he hears: Master, the beauty beside you is thinking how wonderful it would be if she could hug you...

Want to make money? Try stone gambling, hit the casinos, take on Soros, short the dollar, and crush Wall Street. Tell me, are you scared?

Want to pursue technology? There's aerospace, space fortresses, artificial suns, genetic modification, and immortality!

Ever since he got these absurd earbuds, Xu Fang only asks himself whether something will be fun enough. He never wonders whether he'll succeed!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.