A Passerby's Perspective from God

The first time, I was stabbed to death by a psychopath... The second time, I was sucked in by the vampire count and fucked... The third time, after finally waking up, the innkeeper and the waiter discussed selling him... Please let me go, ⊙o⊙I just want to be a salted fish, okay... Just look at the scenery and eat delicious food┗▔,▔┛ This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.