When Lin Dao opens his eyes, he finds himself tied up and being offered as a sacrifice to some blood-sucking god! That's when he realizes he's transmigrated, and into the world of Uncle Ying's Mr. Vampire, no less. But just as he thinks that's all there is to it, Lin Dao realizes he's wrong. Because he meets Uncle Jiu...
Lin Dao also thinks he's turned into Conan. Wherever he goes, something terrible happens.
Lin Dao: "What the heck? Why is the Zombie King Xuankui so powerful? Why is he a flying zombie, too? And was Old Master Ren raised as a corpse with a broken dragon vein?"
Mao Xiaofang: "Th-this is a congenital Daoist physique? The legendary congenital Daoist physique?"
Uncle Jiu: "What? You reached the peak of Qi Refining in just a few days? How is that possible?"
Daoist Simu: "Junior brother, tell me, how exactly do you cultivate? Teach your senior brother!"
Sun Wukong: "Your disciple pays his respects, Master!"
Lin Dao: "What the heck, Wukong! Why are you fighting Jiang Chen?"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
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Holy shit are you looking at the protagonist? I was cheated to death in my previous life, and I had no intention of traveling back in time! Who will die if this kind of person doesn't die?
The main character seems to be an idiot, and it makes me angry. Why don't you write J Mao Shu, Shabi?
Maoshan belongs to the Tongtian Shangqing sect. You should imitate Laozi's method of Taiqingxin and rebel.
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The main character is a clown who dances so happily. He tries to be funny but is not funny at all. He is a pure country bumpkin. I am convinced.
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He yells wildly at every turn, you yell, you are so stupid
I'm afraid you're going to write a corpse covenant. The cultivation system of the corpse covenant is not easy to write. It contains Tathagata, Guanyin, and the protagonist has just established the foundation state. The protagonist can fight with generals, so Tathagata Buddha can destroy generals with just a wave of his hand! In the later stage, if the fate and cultivation system are not in line with the exaggerated return of the Nuwa Empress, it will easily lead to failure.
Seeing where the system had just been bound, I was left speechless. Even Shen Nong couldn't bear the poison. He asked for the Nine Turns Golden Pill, and he said it loudly, "He's your mother's giant baby, right?"