Naruto: Mysterious Items

"Have you heard of magical items?"

"No."

"They're items with different supernatural abilities depending on what they're made of, kind of like forged equipment. Want to give it a try?"

"Sounds kind of interesting. Let me check it out."

One day, while logging into an email account he hadn't used in years, Fang Bie received a message from a stranger. The sender claimed to be part of a flop game development team. They'd spent all their investment making the game over the past two years and had no money left to promote it, so they had no choice but to go out and hand out flyers themselves.

"Here's the link."

Fang Bie clicked it without hesitation. It was a computer at an internet cafe, after all, so he had nothing to worry about.

Then, while watching the download progress bar, he flipped through the latest Hokage manga.

Boom!

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck the internet cafe, causing a short circuit and a fire. The whole place exploded.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.