PUBG: The Pipi God System

A hilarious battle royale novel

One day, the small-time streamer Bai Wu awakened the strongest Mischief God System. As long as he completed missions, he could gain all sorts of abilities. From then on, he embarked on a streaming career full of shameless antics and wild behavior.

Bai Wu: "There's no way I'm getting a job. Not in this lifetime. The only way I can make a living is by stealing stuff..."

Tuan Xiaomeng: "Aaaaaah! Bai Wu, I'm not done with you! Steal all you want, but why do you keep stealing my car again and again and again and again!"

Bai Wu: "Death is like the wind, ever at my side. I charge with the gale, a falling star in my wake!"

Mei Meier: "Does this guy have a dodging hack? Why did I fire three magazines at him from a hundred meters away and not hit him once?"

Bai Wu: "Honestly, I really don't like fighting with weapons!"

Wei Shen: "And that's why you beat me to death with a frying pan in the final circle????"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.