A work highly recommended by Editor-in-Chief Guanghui, setting streets and alleys ablaze! Lin Feng suddenly gains the ability to hear everything around him speak.
Whether it's wine glasses, cell phones, or the clothes people wear, everything has a mind of its own.
And so...
Wine glass: "Wow, this wine smells amazing. I hope they pour this kind in me next."
Bar stool: "I feel like crying. Some huge, several-hundred-pound guy just sat on me, and my legs are about to break."
Cell phone: "Is this guy even a man? He's flirting with girls while telling his wife he's away on a business trip."
Beer: "My stomach's so full. Why did these rookies stop drinking? I've still got plenty left in me."
Speakers: "It's the same few songs every night. I'm sick of them."
Gold-plated necklace: "Sigh, I'm obviously fake, but this fat guy keeps wearing me around to con people. He even tricked a college girl the other day. Society's really going downhill. I can't stand it."
Luxury cars..
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Toothpaste: I don't know why they eat my shit every day
TV: They watch me in the morning, and I watch them in the evening. The men don't change much, but there are quite a few women. Dian Deng: Envy me, I am a VIP and can see all the key parts. Bed: What are you yelling about? Am I proud of touching you every day? (The protagonist has a green head)
If I had such skills, would it be more immersive when playing with inflatable dolls?
I'm thinking that if it were an inflatable doll and could talk, wouldn't it mean that it would have a lot of girlfriends?
Computer: The author of this code word is so perverted! Watch H-movies while typing. I type with one hand and put my hand in my pants.
I had a great time writing it. I felt so good all the time until I was slapped in the face. I felt so good all the way to the finale. But it's hard to agree with everyone. Some people like to watch it, and some don't. If you don't like reading it, I'll change it to another novel, and don't abuse me in the comment area…Thank you!
Vibrator: Hey, I stay in a humid cave every day. So tired Plastic Stick: Stop it. I'm not for boys!
Got laughed at by a salesperson when buying a car? Author, you are a scumbag, have you ever bought a car? Who doesn't treat you as a father when buying a car, let alone a luxury car? Even if the salesperson doesn't want to talk to you, he will never ridicule you. No one is stupid, but you, the author, are definitely a stupid person.
Protagonist: What's wrong with this bald head? Thing: I won't tell you. The protagonist was hacked to death by his bald head and died.
A small underworld boss actually has a gun! Who would dare to open such a big casino if it's not in Macau?