Ye Bai transmigrates into the world of The Smiling, Proud Wanderer and, with the help of a System, passes the civil service examinations to become the top scholar.
Just as Ye Bai thinks he is about to marry a princess and reach the pinnacle of life, the System issues a series of outrageous missions...
Mission One: Marry Ren Yingying. Reward: Martial Dao Heavenly Eye
Mission Two: Make breakfast for Ren Yingying. Reward: Nine Yin Manual
Mission Three: Ride together with Ren Yingying. Reward: Six Meridians Divine Sword
Mission Four: ...
Ye Bai: Isn't this just forcing me to marry Ren Yingying?
Yue Bu**: How can those demonic cult fiends be so powerful!
Ye Bai: Because I married Ren Yingying!
The Shaolin abbot: Why not lay down your butcher's knife and attain Buddhahood this instant?
Ye Bai: Because I married Ren Yingying!
Dongfang Bubai: Impossible! How could my Sunflower Manual lose to you?
Ye Bai: Because I married Ren Yingying!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Protagonist: Made! I am not Liangou, the author is Liangou! Author: Bastard! I am not a licker, the system is a licker! Reader: You are all such lickers!
I just licked* and followed the goddess. A rich, handsome boyfriend who often hugs the goddess. When they entered the hotel, I lay down at the door. One day the goddess cried and the scumbag wanted to break up with her. It turns out that the tall, rich and handsome man has a new love in his arms. The goddess was filled with sorrow and came to me for a drink. After a few glasses of wine, she comforted her not to worry. Putting her in the car, my heart was beating fast. A goddess, like a fairy, came down to earth to save me. Would you like to make an appointment with the goddess to watch a movie the next day? The goddess can't say that, she's not busy enough with work. Send a message during the festival, and the goddess will receive it in seconds. The lipstick was delivered the next day and the goddess took it away. I will give you a mobile phone another day, and the goddess will accept it with a smile. I sent a bag the next day, but it still looked ugly after I received it. The goddess says you are great and suitable to be a boyfriend. Lick* your heart is happy, go out and have a drink. I met the goddess on the road and walked away with Gao Fu in her arms. It hurts to lick*, go home and visit Station B. Suddenly a call came, the goddess was looking for a partner again. The goddess is pregnant and wants to retching in front of her. A person who vomits and cries at the same time is not as good as*. I accompanied him to the hospital and had an abortion.
The system forces you to eat poop, do you want to eat it?
I don't like Ren Yingying very much
The introduction is slow and endearing, but the content is quite awkward. . . Just by licking it and pretending to be stupid, one lick will give you eighty years of internal strength, making you invincible. . .
After reading the introduction, pig's feet are a lick*
Isn't Lin Pingzhi dead? Why is he resurrected again?
I'm tired of watching the mass killings, so it's better to hide behind the scenes.
This book should ask the author to force me to marry Ren Yingying. Why is there a bit of a tongue-in-cheek* feeling at the beginning? Don't let cuckolds give away girls again.
Is it so easy for Tianwai Feixian to learn it?