Buy My Melons, Forget About Him

Name: Buy My Melons, Forget About Him
Author: Melon Immortal

买了我的瓜，忘了那个他

by Melon Immortal (瓜仙人)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 5k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 7y ago
Source: Faloo

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Buy my melons, forget that guy!

After receiving guidance from the Cucumber Immortal, Ye Fan grows melons that cure every illness and keep the healthy strong!

Eat his melons and you'll be taller than Yao Ming and faster than Liu Xiang!

One stalk keeps you alert and sharp!

Two stalks will keep you tireless forever!

Three stalks will make you live forever!

And they taste amazing, too!

There's nothing in this world that a melon can't fix. If there is, Ye Fan silently brings out a Hami melon, bitter melon, watermelon, pumpkin...

P.S. Each kind of melon has a different ability.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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