Late Ming: The Greatest Pirate

He wakes up one day five hundred years in the past. There's no Zixia Fairy here, only Japanese pirates dressed in bizarre clothes, savage and utterly depraved.

"Damn it, Host, you're getting more and more violent. Could you stop doing such bloody things?"

"Screw you! I'm a fine young man from the twenty-first century. Who do you think turned me into this?"

"Have you ever seen a Host in any novel talk to their System like that?"

"Have you ever seen a System send its Host five hundred years into the past without giving him a Zixia Fairy? I want my Zixia Fairy!"

"I'll give you a Zixia Fairy, you idiot! Do you think this is some xianxia world? Damn it, I'll bring over every novel from your world. Read them and tell me which System gives its Host a Zixia Fairy!"

"I said you gave me one, so you gave me one. If you can't, quit yapping. Keep it up and I'll twist your head off and roast it. Believe me?"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.