Journey to the West: This Wukong Is a Bit Skinny

This is a spoof of a nonsensical Journey to the West novel. There are hilarious plots here, including the arrogant Sun Wukong, the extremely boring Tang Monk, the hapless and lazy Bajie, the doormat monk and the simple little white dragon. "Buddha, did you get those wavy hair at a barber shop in India, or did you perm it yourself with a pair of tongs?" "Beep... Congratulations to the host for successfully tricking the Tathagata Buddha into committing suicide. You will be rewarded with a True Immortal Cultivation Level Card*1." "Sister Guanyin, Lao Sun is thirsty. Is there still water in your jade bottle?" "Beep... Congratulations to the host for successfully teasing Guanyin Bodhisattva into committing suicide. You will be rewarded with magical powers, heavenly phenomena and earthly phenomena." Encountering a white-bone spirit on the road. Sun Wukong: Oh, you look so pretty, do you want to play with your brother? The Four Sages test the Zen mind. Sun Wukong: No, no... I want all three sisters. Oh, mother-in-law, you are also pretty! Tang Seng: Get out of here, I want two too. Sun Wu... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.