I Have a Bond and Am Invincible

Traveling through the post-apocalyptic wasteland, Lu Li brought a TFT race "Bond Dice Cup" with him. Are you a great shooter? Don't be afraid, just use the "noble bond" to become invulnerable. Is your swordsmanship unparalleled? Don't be afraid, I'll use the "Swordsman Bond" to teach you what "swordsmanship" is. Do you curse supernatural powers? Don't be afraid, shaking "Shadow Bond" will kill you in minutes. Are you super fast? Shake a "ninja bond" to let you see what the body technique is. … I, Lu Li, am the real overlord in this wasteland world! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.