My Readers Are Not Human

As a street writer at Feilu Novel Network, Xu He suddenly received a 100 million reminder from the Jade Emperor after he had written twenty-two novels. This made Xu He discover that the street novels he wrote had actually attracted a group of heavenly bosses, and so the story of a salty fish's comeback began. VIP of the God of Wealth★★: "Hurry up and update! I will help you get rich and prosperous!" Queen Mother VIP★★★★: "The author, please update quickly, and I will reward you with peaches from heaven." Sun Wukong VIP★: "Speed update, I will give you a reward of 10,000 monkey hairs!" Taishang Laojun VIP★★★: "Brother! I beg you, update it quickly, just one chapter, I will give you whatever you want!" Lord of Hell VIP ★★★: "Brother, author, if there are ten updates today, I am willing to exchange black and white for impermanence and let you do whatever you want!" Looking at the very lively book review area, Xu He was very depressed: Can my readers have a positive... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.