A lighthearted, comedic story full of snark.
Tang Sanzang is reborn, and a death-seeking Gourmet System descends from the heavens.
I'm best at making delicious food. I've heard the great world of Journey to the West is full of all kinds of ingredients. Why not eat my way all the way to the Western Heaven?
"A thousand-year-old Black Bear Spirit detected within a hundred meters. Its meat is tender and smooth, with a refreshing taste and plenty of nutrients. Ideal for braising or steaming. It nourishes the five organs, is nontoxic, and clears toxins from the intestines. Eat it regularly to feel light as a swallow and live a long life. A top-grade tonic ingredient."
"White Bone Spirit? Emmmmm!
Am I supposed to make bone soup?
Would I be eating the White Bone Spirit, or eating her? Hehehe!
And a bottle of centipede tonic wine, to nourish the loins and kidneys! That'll keep me going the whole way."
Zhen Yuanzi said, "Sanzang, save me a serving of that divine beef fried rice! I'll trade you a Ginseng Fruit for it!!
What? One isn't enough? Wait, two would work too!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Was your last book with an uncivilized language in the title banned?
The author is a temperamental person.
Are you just a eunuch? Or has school started?
I remember that Little White Dragon wasn't that stupid, so in the author's writing, he was eaten to death by Sun Wukong.
Is it Li Tian or Tang Sanzang?
The Tang Monk on the cover is as white and fat as the Tang Monk in Journey to the West
First blood, this book is good, funny style, the author will update soon