I'm Going to Eat My Way Through Journey to the West

A funny, easygoing story.

Tang Sanzang is reborn, and a god-tier gourmet System descends from heaven.

"Ding!"

"A thousand-year-old Black Bear Spirit detected within a hundred meters. Please select a cooking method.

Red-braised or steamed?"

You all want to eat Tang Sanzang's flesh?

I'll eat you first, and cook up some tasty dishes along the way: steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed venison tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose. I'll eat my way all the way to the Western Heaven!

"White Bone Spirit?

Emmmmm.

Am I supposed to make bone broth?"

And a bottle of centipede tonic wine, enough to last me the whole journey...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.