Me! I Don't Play by the Rules

Gold-Digger: If you want to marry me, you need assets worth at least several hundred million.

Liu Mang: You're not getting my money, and there won't be any bride price, either. If you want to marry me, you'll have to bring a luxury car and a villa as dowry. And if you can't have kids, your pretty best friend will have to bear them for me.

Gold-Digger: Are you insane?

Chen Yuxuan from Good Songs: I truly, truly admire your music. You absolutely have to join my team. I'm willing to...

Liu Mang: Could you shut up? Oh, nothing personal. I just look down on you.

Chen Yuxuan: I'll have you blacklisted!

Pi Jiwan: I came to Rap of China to win the championship.

Liu Mang: I'm not picking on you alone. I think every last one of you is a [censored] idiot.

Pi Jiwan: Come out and fight me one-on-one!

Liu Mang's fans: Liu Mang, we support you. So what if we're ugly, broke, and pathetic?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.