An Unusual Start

"A Black international student at Dongshan University gets three girls assigned to study with him. I demand an explanation!"

Zhao Xiaofeng: You idiots never study. Those girls are there to earn foreign currency!

"Why don't you, as the protagonist, build a world-shattering nuclear fusion reactor?"

Zhao Xiaofeng: Because I have my brains switched on. Only an idiot would build a fusion reactor!

"Why have I never heard of anyone I know winning the lottery jackpot?"

Zhao Xiaofeng: Because my company makes the lottery machines!

"Why do all the Tang Dynasty's fifth-generation fighter jets have to deploy parachutes when they land?"

Zhao Xiaofeng: Because I'm busy, and I haven't developed the new materials yet!

"The island nation has started making centrifuges to produce enriched uranium. Are they planning to build nuclear weapons?"

Zhao Xiaofeng: Don't panic. They bought my technology to turn seawater into oil!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.