I'd Rather Die Than Go to School

Deng Chen, the biggest dunce in history, activated the Super Dunce System!

System Features:

1. Dunces don't need to study. They can have knowledge implanted directly into their brains!

2. Understand the law of universal gravitation, and gain the skill to increase your attraction to girls!

3. Master the wave function, and gain the skill to sense girls' emotional auras!

4. Learn the quantum uncertainty principle, and you can sense the perfect time to confess your feelings to a girl!

5. Master Newtonian mechanics, and gain immense strength!

6. Understand probability, and gain the skill to win every bet!

"Get lost! I'd rather die than study!"

Deng Chen said this as he pulled out a book that had been gathering dust for ages!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.