My name is Li Mu, and something strange happens around me every day.
"Hey, hey, hey! I'm you from three months in the future. I need help with the answers to the college entrance exam!"
"Dear customer, I'm a cosmic Taobao merchant. An S-class sports car, the Galaxy Hunter, is yours for just 36,000 Earth Coins!"
"So why did Hua Mulan fall out of the TV?!"
"La la la, big brother, would you like to become the King of Hell? This is the Underworld's treasured Book of Life and Death."
"The World-Class Spirit Cup is underway! Who will be the Champion Trainer?"
"Nice to meet you. I'm your fiancée, your third spirit: Tokisaki Kurumi."
"The moment I opened my eyes, the powers of the Rinnegan and Tenseigan burst forth. There seems to be some guy outside calling himself Uchiha Madara and showing off."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Ps: How many people are reading this book? Let's take a look on this floor.
You remind me of a cartoon from my childhood, Martin's Morning, are you showing your age? (Face covering) How many people have seen it? Finally come down and gather together!
Um? If you don't like it, your wife will be sent to you for free.
Ps: The protagonist wakes up with a completely different story every day. Some book friends may not like the stories on some days, so they can skip these chapters. When he wakes up the next day, it will be a new story. ——In order to top this level, everyone can pick up the idioms here. I will start with: I don't pick up my father (funny)
Hello everyone, I am a time and space administrator, and I am now providing 500 time travel opportunities for free! Just reply 1 to get a free time travel opportunity, the quantity is limited, first come first served! Cities, martial arts, cultivating immortals, gods and Buddhas, the multiverse, you can go wherever you want and reach the pinnacle of life, just this time! What are you waiting for?
Damn, can you copy your college entrance examination essay???
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Suddenly I discovered a bug in Feilu's comment reply. If you reply "I am **", it will automatically become "the original poster **". If you don't believe me, try it.
The author should change Zhao Yun to Hua Mulan! We are really not British enough to talk about changing King Arthur to a female!
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