I Can Rewrite the Laws

One day in class, the teacher said: Cai Xukun is a boy. What rhetorical device is used in this sentence? Xiaohong: Metaphor. The teacher shook his head. Xiaohua: Exaggeration. The teacher shook his head. Xiaogang: Irony. Teacher: It's very close but not accurate yet. At this time, Xiao Ming in the corner stood up and slapped the table: Anthropomorphic! As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause in the classroom. If you don't reply after reading this, it's all anthropomorphism.

Can something with zero weight really be kicked up and hit someone? I got a piece of cotton hair and planned to kick it out to hit my friend. I kicked it, eh? Why doesn't it work? Why doesn't it work even if I try again???

(It's so interesting! Is it fun to troll Cai Xukun every day? ) You guys, You just don't understand anything and you're just pretending! Kun fans just like Cai Xukun and think Kun is the best at basketball! Kun composes and composes his own songs, can you trolls do that? OK? (No, get out! Also, Kunkun sending a lawyer's letter is legitimate protection, isn't it? ) (This is justice! You trolls are uneducated and still go around making trouble. What is this? ) (This is simply embarrassing! Even if Kunkun is not good at basketball, he can still be on TV shows. ) (It's so nice! It's great! You trolls can only blindly troll and troll on your mobile phones. ) (Really disgusting! Kunkun has fair and tender skin, red lips, big eyes, and a pretty nose. ) Kunkun is awesome! If you dare to criticize Kunkun again, (come here to read, I am an ally)

What I hate the most is that the protagonist has no strength and yet he is so awesome every second.

A hot chicken author. After reading the introduction, I have no desire to read any more. He still writes a book at this level. Go home and farm, szzzb

Those who don't reply are those who can't afford Fuling mustard. Those who reply make instant noodles with Fuling mustard.

Anyone who doesn't reply will kiss Cai Xukun tongue-in-cheek, the silky kind. (Don't blame me, mainly it's so cool to cheat and reply. And I'm also a fan, don't scold me. This is my first time. And I don't envy that sissy. Someone said I was jealous last time. I replied to him. Cai Xukun and you are both nmsl

Let's not talk about how low-key the seven-star talents are. One second, they said they should be low-key, and the next second they were selling pure arcane dust that no one could do. So low-key

He is worthy of being the protagonist. When he met the second male lead for the first time, he poured out his heart and gave him all kinds of gifts. Become best friends instantly.

This book is still being updated. I read it five years ago. . .