Jiang Yi transmigrates to the Hokage world and gets a System that only activated because both his parents died. What kind of storm can he stir up? Well, actually, not much of one. It's just a System that makes him choose between cross-dressing and selling fruit, and sometimes gets jealous for no reason. With a System like this, Jiang Yi has his hands full. But there's no choice: he has to admit defeat when he should, and call someone "Dad" when he has to, or he'll get no rewards at all. That would be a huge loss.
What? I'm supposed to fix the relationship between Konoha and the Uchiha?
What? I'm also supposed to fix things between Konoha and Snake Uncle?
What? I'm supposed to handle Konoha's relations with other countries too?
Why does everything depend on me?!
In short, this is a story about selling fruit in the Hokage world. Though he's just selling fruit, the whole process is complicated and full of twists. One wrong move, and someone else might set their sights on him.
Just so we're clear, I like women, not men.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Hmmmmmm, do you think the author's statement "I like women, but not men" in the introduction is credible?
Why did the update stop for one day? Millennium Killing Warning...
The author gave you my first reward.
Which girls are you planning to recruit?
Why did the update stop for one day? Millennium Killing Warning...
Is Chapter 27 funny?
Author, I still think it's better for the system to use Heizhen's image. Why don't you all take a vote and decide whether the image of Heizhen should be that of Baofengzi?
Then I'll take the bones
You've all divided it up, what should I get?
Author, why are you so slow to update?