Naruto: I Am the God of Ninja

"My son Hashirama, come and introduce your father and me to you readers." "My father is the unparalleled ultimate weapon in the universe, a close-combat mage who cheats and cheats at the end of the world, a ninja doctor who specializes in treating recurring deaths, pinkeye, cataracts, and bone spurs, the Archbishop of the Church of Science, the only designated inheritor of the ancient Wood Escape method, and a Thousand-Armed Buddha who never makes anyone feel uncomfortable." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.