
Honghuang’s God-Tier Choices: Possessing Laozi from the Start
洪荒神级选择:开局夺舍了老子
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- Completed
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- 1.8M Words
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- Classical Xianxia
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- 4y ago
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First came Pangu, then Heaven; and I existed even before Pangu. Born only eighteen years old, one year is a primordial chaos. I have long since transcended, possessing countless systems. If any of you reply with "one," I will give you a system. If you haven't realized you've received it, do more good deeds and you will awaken.
The protagonist is born with parents who die first. His talent is unparalleled, he's skilled in everything. He has a fiancée who comes to break off the engagement. The protagonist, unconvinced, refuses to be underestimated. He sets out to learn a skill, and an opportunity is sure to come. He becomes an apprentice to a certain master, and a story unfolds.
First: Offering suggestions is fine, but insults will be deleted and banned! Second: Stirring up trouble, deleting and banning content! Third: Non-verified accounts, don't talk nonsense! Fourth: Don't take settings from other people's books and apply them to my book! Even if a deal falls through, we can still be friendly. If you like this book, you're welcome to support it. If you don't like it, feel free to leave. I won't force you!
Pangu: Let me state this beforehand. I didn't die from creating the heavens!!! I was just peacefully supporting the heavens, and I don't know who (the system) has been attacking me every day. They're either drawing blood or bone marrow, and sometimes even heart blood and brain marrow. Is this something a human would do?
A kindergarten boy gave a half-eaten lollipop to a little girl. The little girl picked up the lollipop and asked, "What if I get pregnant after eating it?" The boy confidently replied, "The baby will be born, and the three of us will go to kindergarten together." This is the most responsible thing I've ever heard.
When I first saw my female classmate's genitals, I was very surprised. They were so dark and looked dirty, even disgusting. Especially the two wrinkled, dark, and greasy labia. When she saw my surprised and frightened expression, she was very shy and embarrassed. She said to me, "Don't mind me. It's the first time I've let a male classmate see my genitals. I was so nervous that I put too much soy sauce in. Beef noodles aren't supposed to look like this."
Are you guys rich? You're so arrogant! Show me someone with a star rating so I can broaden my horizons!
Twenty-odd years of memories are comparable to your billions of years. You're still clinging to Pangu's transformed form, and your equipment is basically Pangu's. Putting everything else aside, at least preserve some of his bloodline! I truly admire you authors; every transmigrator in the prehistoric era is just a die-hard sycophant to the human race.
If you want to be a *, just say so. You occupied one-third of Pangu's primordial spirit, used 9 drops of Pangu's essence blood, 10% of the merit of creating the world, as well as the Chaos Treasure and two other merit treasures. From the beginning of creation to the Dragon Han Tribulation, you've ended up in this sorry state.
Is the protagonist an idiot? He regained his memories in Battle Through the Heavens. Is it really that hard to forge four swords and set up the Immortal Slaughtering Sword Formation? Even if he couldn't, what about the Two Elements Dust Formation? Or any other primordial formation? Surely he could set one up, right? Why not use it? The Dou Di in Battle Through the Heavens is only equivalent to a Primordial Great Luo Immortal. If he sets up a formation, who would dare to attack?