I'm Really an Expert

Want to be infamous for a hundred lifetimes? Want to reign supreme throughout the ages?

Then why haven't you joined the Show-Offs Alliance yet?

What goes around comes around, unless you're a coward. If you stay a coward to the end, you can still win the chicken dinner!

Want to become a master?

Join the Show-Offs Alliance!

As the saying goes, if I have a pot, I won't go hungry; if I have a bowl of rice, I can put together a whole feast.

You! What are you waiting for?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.